Brass in pocket, chicken in a basket, now duck in bucket. I look out of my office window to see stuck duck. A stuck duck surrounded by a sea of ice and gloom. A waterlogged duck that cannot extract itself. No danger of becoming a dead duck - far too large and vigorous to drown - but in need of a good samaritan who is prepared to tip up the bucket and get a whoosh of shitty, muddy water in the face for services rendered.Happy Christmas.
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Duck, stuck, muck... now what other rhyming words might we find to describe the situation? Look a duck! Hook a duck! Chuck a duck! No none of them seem quite right...
from Y.Pud (lowering the tone as usual)
Hehe! Great pic! My mille pekin often sits in a bucket, inviting many 'KFC' jokes.
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