Monday, 9 February 2009

The minister of silly thoughts

This is utterly irresistible. You couldn't make it up.
There's this Minister of the Environment who's banned this ad because he doesn't believe in man-made climate change.
Now, if he was minister for transport, or minister for using as much electricity as possible, or minister for self-indulgent ideas, or minister with absolutely no portfolio, or minister for irony, or minister for stirring things up by saying truly daft things, or minister with the most inappropriate qualifications for his job ever, or minister for denial, or minister for sticking his head in a pillow case and then in the sand, or minister for having his cake and eating it, or minister of pillocks, or minister of laughing stocks, or...
Come on, suggestions please. What job would you give him?

6 comments:

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I think your "Minister of silly thoughts" is the best title for him!

James Higham said...

Minister for out of his tiny little mind.

Winchester whisperer said...

Victim of the Environment?

Yorkshire Pudding said...

I'd not give an idiot like that any job - instead I would send him back to school. What a dunce!

Arcadian Advocate said...

How about a Minister for Cobblers?

littleffarmdairy said...

Minister for Ignoramuses (excuse my shoddy speling in the plural; one used to only come across them as individuals but sadly these days they are less of a rarity).